Try Lemmings

Trigger No Metrics!

If the pen is mightier than the sword, the keyboard is a bacteria*. 

* I will refrain from second guessing, wikipeddling or digging up my Genetics textbook. (It is close enough for government work.)

[Note: saved in draft as time stamped, but released @12:50 PM unedited**, linked or labeled.]
** not to drag lemmings in, only the "Political Calculus" or "cultural calculus" and share n' angle'n.